Archive for May, 2010

its a horrorcore rap but its not my usual style i was just trying somthing new and im only rapping 2 months so be brutally honest please….if you say im disturbed just answer is it good or not two

ill cut you like coke and leave you 3 percent pure mix you with anthrax itl poison you with out a cure/
im sick yes i am ill drink your blood and have a good time/
so lock me up and throw away the key and watch me spread **** on the wall indecently/
when i was young i usta cut cats and dogs throats now i kill humans and throw them over boats/
insanity and anarcy thats me i make people uncomfortable and panicky instantly like light/
id do anything to start a pointless fight right left right right ko,d and then dance on day head till it explodes/
normally im evil or sad a manic depressant or schizophrenic/
i got two people insida but its fine that just means i constantly got my best friend beside me/
but they clash and make one another paronoid and it sky rockets my temper to farenheit/
i get to a point i cant breath so i need to get my mind offa things/
so i kill kill kill and take out another contract to fufill my greed cos im a piece of white thrash ******* inbreed/
guns aint my style id rather burn peepz to a scorther and keep adding fuel till it gets hawter/
my whole life ive been a hater ive impacted earth worse than a crater/
ive tied people up and didnt come back till two months later/
the feeling of inflicting people with pain gives me an evil sick gain its like shooting up on heroine/
ive been trying to get to the gates of oblivion my desired nation and chill with the most feared creature in creation my man satan/
i summon demons from hell like a necromancer so take my words as serious as cancer/
i live my life with the phases of the moon when its full its time for my muthafucking reign of doom/
i rest i then awaken 28 days later and the insanity continues from midnight to noon/
in my past life i think i was attila the hun gotta stay of the polices rader cos im a close combat asasoun..
killing is the passion wearing peoples skin is the fashion but i dont waste the meat put good use threw cannabilism/
survival is the game of life and death so i dont care f you dont like what i spat/
if you didnt im gona **** you into a fishermans net and throw you in to the middle of the ocean and laugh and smile cos i dont got got emotion/

so what ye think…hahaha am i sic ker than eminem

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I have an orange tabby cat. His name is Rusty, but he’s now known as “The Squisherman” because the skin of his belly sags. He’s a very slender cat, but it doesn’t seem like his skin fits, therefore he’s not a fat cat, just a saggy cat. When I first got him, he was still a kitten. He was my roommates’ cat and they also had 3 puppies born that year that just terrorized this poor kitty. One day, the dogs knocked something off the wall that fell on the cat and broke his leg and hip. He has fully recovered since surgery, but while recovering, he always hid out in my bedroom, so, when I moved out, my roommates insisted that the cat had claimed me and that I take him with me. When we first moved in, he would hide under the bed’s dust-ruffle and attack our ankles as we walked by…an ankle sniper!

He’s now 9 years old and he’s truly my son. I have had cancer and lost the ability to have kids when they took out the 4 lbs of insides that were infected. Since then, he has become my guardian. He will lay at the end of my bed and guard my door. It’s like he’s got this intuition to where he knows I’m weaker than I used to be and, since he knows what it’s like to go through surgery and pain, he’s very protective. He talks to me and cuddles with me when I’ve experienced down days. It’s funny how they know.

Tell me about your pet.

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Ok I have kind of an unusual problem. For the last 10 years I’ve been sole caregiver for my disabled mother. The last few months have been the worse, she got bad skin problems on her lower legs and ankles that had to be medicated and bandaged twice a day. Did it no complaints along with all the shopping and running errands. Then almost a month ago she pulled a tendon in her right hip and has been pretty much bed-fast till today. So on top of running after her every 10/15 minutes I had to do extra laundry and take care of her dogs for her. But after everything extra I’ve done did I hear a thank you???? no she bitched me out for washing a black shirt in with the colored clothes and I didn’t load the dishwasher like she does, plus anything else that didn’t suit her, her excuse for not thanking me was that she gave me 10 bucks to get my hair cut with!!! She has always been a gripe anyways but it5 just bugs me that I’ve done everything for her and never gotten any credit for it, she says that since she pays for the groceries that that’s my payment for all I do for her, she never says anything about the 500 bucks a month i give her for my living expenses. I’ve got cancer of the pancreas and liver so all I get as far as an income is that 500 a month from social security disability, While she gets a damned good income off of a large inheritance she got several years ago so in theory she could hire someone to clean house and a lot of other stuff rather than have me do it but the few housekeepers we have tried never did things to suit her, she is one of those people that thinks her way is the only way to do things. I tod her that I lived on my own for 17 years before moving in to take care of her so if I do things different than the way she does it it’s ok as long as it gets done why gripe about it why not be thankful it got done for her? Her reply is always I just want things done right ie her way and I’m getting tired of it. I know I can’t change her but how can I get her to lighten up a little neither one of us has aloof time left she’s 88 and with my cancer the way it is I got maybe 5-10 years or less and I’d like some gratitude before one of us bites the dust. Sorry this was so long but had to get it off my chest you know?

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1) Look at your zipper. See the initials YKK? It stands for Yoshida Kogyo Kabushibibaisha, the world’s largest zipper manufacturer.

2) 40 percent of McDonald’s profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.

3) 315 entries in Webster’s 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.

4) On the average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.

5) Chocolate kills dogs! True, chocolate affects a dog’s heart and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog.

6) Ketchup was sold in the 1830’s as a medicine.

7) Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.
8) Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.

9) There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.

10) Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa’s lips.

11) Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to slow a film down so you could see his moves. That’s the opposite of the norm.

12) The original name for the butterfly was “flutterby”!

13) By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can’t sink in quicksand.

14) Mosquito repellents don’t repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito’s sensors so they don’t know you’re there.

15) Dentists recommend that a toothbrush be kept at least six feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

16) The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley’s gum.

17) Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than the entire Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

18) Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.

19) Adolf Hitler’s mother seriously considered having an abortion but was talked out of it by her doctor.

20) The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

21) To escape the grip of a crocodile’s jaws, prick your fingers into its eyeballs. It will let you go instantly.

22) The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

23) The “pound” (#) key on your keyboard is called an octothorp.

24) The only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible is the cat.

25) Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

26) The average person’s left hand does 56% of the typing.

27) “Dreamt” is the only word in the English language that ends in “mt”.

28) It’s impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

29) In Chinese, the KFC slogan “finger lickin’ good” comes out as “eat your fingers off”.

30) A cockroach can live for 10 days without a head.

31) We shed 40 pounds of skin a lifetime.

32) Yo-Yos were once used as weapons in the Philippines.

33) Mexico City sinks abut 10 inches a year.

34) Brains are more active sleeping than watching TV.

35) Blue is the favorite color of 80 percent of Americans.

36) When a person shakes their head from side to side, he is saying “yes” in Sri Lanka.

37) There are more chickens than people in the world.

38) The thumbnail grows the slowest, and the middle nail grows the fastest.

39) There are more telephones than people in Washington, D.C.

40) The average four year-old child asks over four hundred questions a day.

41) The average person presses the snooze button on their alarm clock three Times each morning.

42) The three wealthiest families in the world have more assets than the Combined wealth of the forty-eight poorest nations.

43) The first owner of the Marlboro cigarette Company died of lung cancer.

44) Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

45) The world’s youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.

46) Our eyes remain the same size from birth onward, but our noses and ears Never stop growing.

47) You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV.

48) A person will die from total lack of sleep sooner than from starvation. Death will occur about 10 days without sleep, while starvation takes a Few weeks.

49) Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

50) The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.

51) When the moon is directly overhead, you weigh slightly less.

52) Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone, never telephoned His wife or mother because they were both deaf.

53) A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a Carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After Weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her repeatedly with an axe Leaving her mentally retarded

54) “I am.” is the shortest complete sentence in the English language

55) Colgate faced a big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking Countries because Colgate translates into the command “go hang Yourself.”

56) Like fingerprints, everyone’s tongue print is different.

57) “Bookkeeper” is the only word in English language with three consecutive Double letters.

58) Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed People do.

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These are not jokes, but last time I posted, everyone seemed to like them so here are more……..

1
Look at your zipper. See the initials YKK? It stands for Yoshida Kogyo Kabushibibaisha, the world’s largest zipper manufacturer.
2
40 percent of McDonald’s profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.
3
315 entries in Webster’s 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.
4
On the average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.
5
Chocolate kills dogs! True, chocolate affects a dog’s heart and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog.
6
Ketchup was sold in the 1830’s as a medicine.
7
Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.
8
Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.
9
There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.
10
Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa’s lips.
11
Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to slow a film down so you could see his moves. That’s the opposite of the norm.
12
The original name for the butterfly was “flutterby”!
13
By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can’t sink in quicksand.
14
Mosquito repellents don’t repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito’s sensors so they don’t know you’re there.
15
Dentists recommend that a toothbrush be kept at least six feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
16
The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley’s gum.
17
Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than the entire Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
18
Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.
19
Adolf Hitler’s mother seriously considered having an abortion but was talked out of it by her doctor.
20
The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
21
To escape the grip of a crocodile’s jaws, prick your fingers into its eyeballs. It will let you go instantly.
22
The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
23
The “pound” (#) key on your keyboard is called an octothorp.
24
The only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible is the cat.
25
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
26
The average person’s left hand does 56% of the typing.
27
Dreamt” is the only word in the English language that ends in “mt”.
28
It’s impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
29
In Chinese, the KFC slogan “finger lickin’ good” comes out as “eat your fingers off”.
30
A cockroach can live for 10 days without a head.
31
We shed 40 pounds of skin a lifetime.
32
Yo-Yos were once used as weapons in the Philippines.
33
Mexico City sinks abut 10 inches a year.
34
Brains are more active sleeping than watching TV.
35
Blue is the favorite color of 80 percent of Americans.
36
When a person shakes their head from side to side, he is saying “yes” in Sri Lanka.
37
There are more chickens than people in the world.
38
The thumbnail grows the slowest, and the middle nail grows the fastest.
39
There are more telephones than people in Washington, D.C.
40
The average four year-old child asks over four hundred questions a day.
41
The average person presses the snooze button on their alarm clock three Times each morning.
42
The three wealthiest families in the world have more assets than the Combined wealth of the forty-eight poorest nations.
43
The first owner of the Marlboro cigarette Company died of lung cancer.
44
Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
45
The world’s youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
46
Our eyes remain the same size from birth onward, but our noses and ears Never stop growing.
47
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV.
48
A person will die from total lack of sleep sooner than from starvation. Death will occur about 10 days without sleep, while starvation takes a Few weeks.
49
Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
50
The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.
51
When the moon is directly overhead, you weigh slightly less.
52
Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone, never telephoned His wife or mother because they were both deaf.
53
A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a Carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After Weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her repeatedly with an axe Leaving her mentally retarded
54
“I am.” is the shortest complete sentence in the English language
55
Colgate faced a big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking Countries because Colgate translates into the command “go hang Yourself.”
56
Like fingerprints, everyone’s tongue print is different.
57
“Bookkeeper” is the only word in English language with three consecutive Double letters.
58
Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed People do.
59
The sentence “the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” uses every Letter in the English language.
60
If the population of China walked past you in single line, the line Would never end because of the rate of reproduction
61
China has more English speakers than the United States.
62
Every human spent about half an hour as a single cell.
63
Each square inch of human skin consists of twenty feet of blood vessels.
64
An average person uses the bathroom 6 times per day.
65
Babies are born with 300 bones, but by adulthood we have only 206 in our Bodies.
66
Beards are the fastest growing hairs on the human body. If the average Man never trimmed his beard, it would grow to nearly 30 feet long in his Lifetime.
67
According to Genesis 1:20-22, the chicken came before the egg.
68
The longest place name still in use is: Taumatawhakatangihangaoauauotameteaturi- Pukakpikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu – a New Zealand hill.
69
If you leave Tokyo by plane at 7:00am, you will arrive in Honolulu at Approximately 4:30pm the previous day.
70
Scientists in Australia’s Parkes Observatory thought they had positive Proof of alien life, when they began picking up radio-waves from space. However, after investigation, the radio emissions were traced to a Microwave in the building.
71
Wearing headphones for an hour increases the bacteria in your ear 700 times.
72
More than 40,000 parasites and 250 types of bacteria are exchanged during a French kiss.
73
Men can read smaller print than women, but women can hear better.
74
Coca-Cola was originally green.
75
The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
76
The name of all the continents ends with the same letter that they start with.
77
There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.
78
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
79
Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!
80
You can’t kill yourself by holding your breath.
81
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
82
People say “Bless you” when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.
83
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
84
The “sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick” is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
85
If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
86
Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history. Spades – King David, Clubs – Alexander the Great, Hearts – Charlemagne, Diamonds – Julius Caesar.
87
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
88
If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.
89
If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.
90
If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
91
Question – This is the only food that doesn’t spoil. What is this? Ans. – Honey
92
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
93
A snail can sleep for three years.
94
All polar bears are left handed.
95
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
96
Butterflies taste with their feet.
97
Elephants are the only animals that can’t jump.
98
In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
99
On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
100
Jake has a tremendous crush on a lady on here
Some people say #76 is wrong!
Africa(a-a) correct… Antarctica(a-a) correct, Asia (a-a) correct, Australia(a-a) correct, Europe (e-e) correct, North America(a-a) correct, and South America.(a-a) correct…look at the wording on #76 again. thanks

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We got a new kitten and named it Virtue, but we’ve gotten some guff from friends and family claiming it’s too hard to remember. We’ve got a good reason, though.

I was wondering if anyone else had some stories to share about why or how they named their pets? I have friends that have named their cats Cooter (their mom didn’t get it at first), Spaghetti, Waffles, and BirdDog. There’s always a story!

Here’s our story:

My fiance had a dog (a Boxer) named Drake growing up. This was one of those dogs that you come across once in a lifetime. They spent every waking moment together training, playing, or just laying around. They had one of those honest parent/child bonds that isn’t seen enough today. He was the most gentle dog with eyes that really said he understood.

Being a purebred Boxer, he ended up with many joint problems and riddled with cancer lumps. His lymph nodes were swollen to the size of softballs. He stopped eating and was in constant pain to the point where he couldn’t even sleep. It was heartbreaking. My fiance made the hardest decision of his life when he decided to put him to sleep. Neither of us could watch him suffer anymore than we already had.

The night before, we took him on his favorite walk one last time. We both think he knew what was going on, though, because when we got to the end of the dirt road he stood there, whined, and kept looking on farther. I think he thought that if we didn’t go home, everything would be alright…

The next day, we took him to the vet. Because Drake was so malnourished, the vet had a hard time finding the vein and accidentally injected part of it into the muscle. Let’s just say that his passing was not quiet, peaceful, or painless. It was the worst thing I have ever watched. Everyone was in tears…my fiance, his father (that was the hardest), his mother, and even the vet. We wanted to let him peacefully go to sleep and we couldn’t even give him that.

Needless to say my fiance was hit tremendously hard. He still cries every once in a while and says he feels like he lost a son.

Later that day we went kitty hunting at the local ASPCAs in the area to try to make some smiles again. We came across a tiny black Manx kitten with a gray chest, gray stripes, and a bobtail. Yeah, we’d found our kitty.

At first we named him Loki to go with the other two cats we have at his parents’ house, Gaia and Odin (if you know anything about those three names, you’ll agree). We changed it, however when we heard the song “A Plea From a Cat Named Virtue” by The Weakerthans. With what my fiance had gone through, it was more appropriate. Here are the lyrics…I’m sure you’ll agree.

Why don’t you ever want to play?
I’m tired of this piece of string.
You sleep as much as I do now, and you
don’t eat much of anything.

I don’t know who you’re talking to
I made a search through every room,
but all I found was dust that moved
in shadows of the afternoon.

And listen,
about those bitter songs you sing?
They’re not helping anything.
They won’t make you strong.

So, we should open up the house.
Invite the tabby two doors down.
You could ask your sister, if
she doesn’t bring her Basset Hound.
Ask of things you shouldn’t miss:
tape-hiss and the Modern Man,
The Cold War and Card Catalogues,
to come and join us if they can,

for girly drinks and parlor games.
We’ll pass around the easy lie
of absolutely no regrets,
and later maybe you could try
to let your losses dangle off
the sharp edge of a century,
and talk about the weather, or
how the weather used to be.

And I’ll cater
with all the birds that I can kill.
Let their tiny feathers fill
disappointment.

Lie down;
lick the sorrow from your skin.
Scratch the terror and begin
to believe you’re strong.

All you ever want to do is drink and watch TV,
and frankly that thing doesn’t really interest me.
I swear I’m going to bite you hard and taste your tinny blood
if you don’t stop the self-defeating lies you’ve been repeating
since the day you brought me home.
I know you’re strong.

So that’s our story. It’s a long one, but I felt I should share it.

Anyone else?
…Lily, did you read the question at all?

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I am doing an argumentative piece on animal testing and I need to know why animal testing is wrong! I already have all this info:

Stop Animal Testing!

Animal testing is cruel, inhumane and just plain stupid! It’s distressing for the animals, as well as the animal lovers out there who might stumble upon pictures of a dissected frog, or a rabbit missing an eye. The animals are covered in a lethal amount of makeup, or injected with cancer or a similar disease to see how/if/when they die. They may live, but more likely than not, will loose a body part or even their life!
But if animal testing is so cruel, why isn’t the Government doing anything about it?
Animal testing is legal, although there are certain ‘Animal Cruelty’ guidelines testers must follow. But do they? Are they strict enough? Why can’t they just ban animal testing all together?

TESTS CONDUCTED ON ANIMALS

Animals are used in many different types of experiments; all experiments cause pain and suffering. The animals involved will either die as a result of the experiment or be deliberately killed afterwards, often for post mortem examination.

In the laboratory an animal may be poisoned; deprived of food, water or sleep; applied with skin and eye irritants; subjected to emotional stress; deliberately infected with disease; brain damaged; paralyzed; surgically injured; irradiated; burned; gassed; force fed and electrocuted. Researchers around the world use animals to test or develop almost anything from household products, cosmetics and food additives to pharmaceuticals, industrial chemicals, agrochemicals, pet foods, medical devices, tobacco and alcohol products.

Genetic engineering experiments subject animals to myriad forms of physical deformity as well as more subtle forms of suffering.
Military experiments subject animals to the effects of poisonous gas, decompression sickness, blast wounds, burns and radiation as they assess new and existing weapons and surgical techniques ‘in the field’. Animals are even used in ‘curiosity driven’ research. In fact, almost all of the products used and consumed by humans every day around the world, will have been tested on animals at some point in time.

DIFFERENT TESTS

The Draize Eye Test
This test is used to test shampoos, weed-killers, pesticides and household. The substances are applied to the eyes of conscious rabbits in order to test irritancy. Apart from the cruelty of this test, a rabbit’s eye is a bad model and there are major differences between a rabbit’s eye and a human eye. Usually the animal looses it’s eye.

The LD50
Rabbits, dogs, cats, mice and guinea pigs are used in the LD50 test and it’s used to test lipsticks, skin-care products such as moisturizers and cleaners, shampoos and nail polish. The LD50 test (Lethal Dose 50 percent) is administered by introducing the ingredients under investigation into the animal via the mouth. The animal is fed up to 50 percent of its body weight and the aim of the test is to find the dose which will kill half the animal sample. For the test to be valid statistically, a minimum of 50 animals are required.
Skin Test for Toxicity
Rats are used in this test. Their fur is shaved and the substance to be tested is applied thickly to the exposed skin. The skin is frequently broken to increase absorption.

ANIMALS COMMONLY USED FOR TESTING

 Apes & other monkeys are commonly used for testing, as they are ‘close to humans, but not close enough for it to be cruel.’ The apes are placed in tiny cages that are seldom cleaned out and tested on, usually ending up dead.
 Rats and Mice are used in a large proportion of experiments, because they are easy to handle and cheap to keep. They occupy less space in a laboratory than larger animals and can produce 50 – 100 babies a year.
 Rabbits are commonly used for eye and skin tests because they are easy to handle and they have a very limited ability to ‘cry away’ substances from their eyes during experiments.
 Guinea Pigs are also commonly used in skin testing and batch testing for substances such as vaccines.
 Dogs and Primates are commonly used in toxicity testing, brain research, dental research and surgical experiments. The most common breed of laboratory dog is the beagle, chosen primarily because they are good-natured and a manageable size for testing procedures. Primates such as baboons, macaques, marmosets and chimps continue to be used in their thousands.
 Other animals commonly used for research include cats, birds, fish, pigs, horses, sheep and hamsters, but many other species are used as well.

OTHER CRUEL FACTS

 An animal dies in an EU lab every three seconds.
 Estimates say that annually; 60 to 100 million animals worldwide are being used for testing. 70% of these are mice or rats. Most animals are used in only one procedure: animals either die because of the experiment or are euthanized afterwards.
 AT LEAST One animal in NSW is killed ever

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